朋友圈中发的广告幽默句子,不可以含有低俗的内容,幽默诙谐但不可低俗。
比如:1.灰太狼羊肉串。(羊肉串广告)
2.让暴风雨来得更猛烈些吧。(某卖伞广告)
3.ⅩⅩ手机,山寨机中的战斗机。(某山寨机广告)
4.买了本香水的朋友,切记一定要去对面书店买《自卫教材》,否则你会后悔的。(香水广告)
5.为了确切无疑地相信,必须从怀疑开始。(私家侦探所墙上的标语)
不要再发广告了,让朋友圈变成一个更温馨的地方吧!
今年过节不收礼,收礼就收脑白金。哈哈
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1、我身上没啥突出的,如果有的话,应该是腰间盘。
There is nothing outstanding about me. If there is one, it should be the waist plate.
2、世界上最远的距离,莫过于公交车上我频频看你,你频频看我,我对你一见钟情,而你却紧紧地捂着钱包。
The furthest distance in the world, than the bus I frequently look at you, you frequently look at me, I fell in love with you at first sight, but you tightly clutched the wallet.
3、钱太委屈了,每个人都说爱它,却把它拿去跟别人做交易。
Money is a grievance. Everyone says they love it, but they trade it with others.
4、下雨天适合在家睡觉,天气晴朗适合出去走走;漫长岁月,竟然没有一天适合上班。
Rainy day is suitable for sleeping at home, sunny weather is suitable for walking out; Long years, actually not a day suitable for work.
